Tuesday, January 30, 2018

January 28 2018 - Day 2 - de Young Museum for the special Teotihuacan Exhibit - and Sausalito


January 28, Sunday, rise and shine to a bountiful (free) hotel buffet breakfast and absolutely pristine weather. The kind of day when residents say they would rather be drawn and quartered than leave the Bay Area. Twenty-five miles north will bring us to San Francisco and the de Young museum to tour the soon-to-leave Teotihuacan exhibition. Wonderful artifacts on display along with a wealth of narrative context to put it all in perspective. Items were pulled from all over, from museums in Mexico and here in the U.S. and from private collections. One thing missing is what the original inhabitants of the city communicate to us other than their art and constructions. The residents of the city left no written language, no glyphs, no hieroglyphics, nothing. But such superior imaginative renderings in all forms of artistry go a long way.






All of the trees cut back, ready for the next season.


No selfie here. Another innocent passerby conscripted for photo duty.






In part of the underground chamber illustrated above is a fully realized 3-D depiction of a section of the earth to include lakes filled with liquid mercury. The ceiling is embedded with flecks of pyrite, gold and silver to represent the heavens. In flickering torchlight, the scene would come to life with the "heavens" alight with stars and the mercury below shimmering. Like Apple's headquarters building, this was no doubt a highly restricted area, only for the cognoscenti.







Scrimshaw on a solid tusk or whalebone is one thing, this is quite another. Conch shells are an order of magnitude more delicate to work with, so this artifact is a tour de force. 


Very intricate work on all of them.


It doesn't say so, but we'll consider this a mother and her child. Every object needs a back story.


See below for description. When these colors were fresh, even more "pow!".




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Some remaining green pigment can still be seen. Research shows that color was everywhere - a riot of color. This fellow wasn't intended to be drab natural stone. Still, either way this is not the guy to meet in an unlit alley telling you to give him your wallet. 




There's a lot going on here. Great how something so delicate survived in tact. Gimme color!



Holes in the earlobes have this mask at one time wearing earrings, probably big hoops of some type.


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Pan shot of one of the rooms - there were many rooms devoted to this exhibition.


Ah, for a shelf at home to hold them all. Way better than Beanie Babies.


Color reveal yourself. This one has pastel vestiges, so be thankful for what remains.


The artifact Norm is looking at has been reconstructed from several broken pieces with some areas of missing pottery filled in with clay - a restorer's jewel.


This whimsical little fella was Pam's favorite. Wonder why?


Okay, so it may have been used to catch the red runoff from sacrifice captives. Then why does this bird look too cute?


Nice that it's not crowded . 


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In the center is the "poster boy" of the exhibition. 


More fragments of what was. So much looting went on, in particular, in the early '60's and when that loot was ripped from context it became more like an insect on a pin.




Evidently there was a large industry devoted to making ceremonial goods to use in burials, gifts to the gods, tossing down cenotes, religious ceremonies and this was a large employer and economic engine. These goods were often figurines or the ceremonial knives shown here. So, in a sense, throwaway societies are nothing new. For two gods you'd need two ceremonial goods, four gods, four throwaway trinkets. A booming business with visitors from the empire descending upon the city daily. Some far distant future museum may have a display like this, only of PEZ containers. And people would wonder, "just what the hell are these figurine thingys, anyway?".




Next to the bird vessel, this goofy looking guy with the orange earrings was Pam's second favorite creation. But cute? Not so much.




Necklace with connecting string long since disintegrated. The smaller U-shaped beads are actually realistic teeth when viewed closely. But smaller and more stylized, with all of those ugly root projections of real teeth missing. Much more refined for a woman of means.



The cutout in his belly would have probably held a tiny effigy of some type, perhaps an offering.






This fellow is doing some serious leg splits while reaching out - perhaps an advert for a fitness center.




How civilizations end is much in the current thought. By the time of the Aztecs (we know how they ended), Teotihuacan had been long abandoned even by those who had hung around for awhile after the initial "troubles" in the 7th century CE. Another mighty empire, an amazing civilization, "poof!". We want to know because if it can happen to them then what's to say....? 




Next stop....the gift shop.  A beautiful, thick volume, issued in conjunction with the show was on sale for $75+ tax.  We passed on that and instead, bought the same book on Amazon for $56, free shipping, no tax.  YAY!







Our own empire may come to an end sooner or (hopefully) later, but for now the fountains are running and the sun is shining and Sacramento is beckoning. The building in the back is the Steinhart Aquarium.


Taken purely for artistic reasons.


This is the Spreckels Temple of Music, a bandshell next to the museum.  A piano, placed nearby for public use, was being played by various passersbys who seemed to know what they were doing.  Very pleasant.


What a city. Compare this view to that in the opening credits of the 1950's TV weekly policed drama "San Francisco Beat". Norm watched it in real time, Pam was just a babe in swaddling.  


The life of Riley.


Back at the home front, opening the front door and we are greeted by our house mascot coincidentally named "Teotihuacan" ("Teo" to friends). We bought him three years ago at an art gallery and named him after Norm's interest in Mesoamerican cities of old. No city rings a bigger chime than Teotihuacan. 

P.S., the door is actually a dark red rather than the pinkish hue the camera makes out.


Teo is constructed of pottery in three separate pieces, the head, torso and legs. Since he went on guard duty our front door has not been breached by either burglars or ruffians. Not bad for a guy with one arm.

January 27 2018 - Day 1 - Apple Visitor Center and Burlingame Museum of Pez Memorabilia


Not far from the Rosicrucian Egyptian Museum, heading a bit north, is Cupertino and the newly built Apple Park. This is Silicon Valley on steroids. A bazillion dollars later and they have created an office building which could be mistaken for the Large Hadron Collider in France assuming it was above ground and not buried. But like all things larger life, Zuckerberg's Folly is a must-see.


The above is a stock shot since there was no way we were going to be able to take anything approaching this angle. Pentagon, move over (in more ways than one).


The grounds around the new visitor center. Regrettably, there are no tours available of the "ring" itself. The visitor center is it.


Tres moderne.


When we first saw this building/grounds tabletop layout we thought "Geez! why so bland?". It's certainly minimalist. And why the grid lines?


An Apple docent then handed us an iPad with special software loaded - point it anywhere on the layout and voila! the tabletop pops to life. Move the iPad around, in, out. Point to buildings and the top comes off to reveal the interior. Nifty.



All Apple, all the time. Paradise. Except those T-shirts on the wall back there, at $40.



Only offerings in the cafeteria are Apple Fritters, Candied Apples, Apple Tarts, Apple Cores and Apple Juice. Well, why not?


So near, yet so far, far away.


That's the reception center over there, high security. Visitors such as we will not be received.


An Apple cult-employee smilingly took this photo of us to memorialize our proximity to this phenomenon of our Age of Wonder. Once again, the hairy rodent could care less.


Traveling further north, magnificent Burlingame and yet another museum.


Wimsey, nostalgia, bygone times, whatever - when a photo such as this presents itself ya gotta take it.


Yes, Dorothy, there IS a PEZ Museum in this fair land of ours. Not the biggest museum we have visited, but probably the most downright personal since the guy who takes our 2 buck each entry fee is also the owner of the place and, in fact, the owner of the entire contents.





PEZ was an Austrian mint first produced in the early 20th Century. For years it came in one flavor, peppermint...that's "pfefferminz" in German. To shorten things up, the name was changed from its first iteration by taking the first letter and last letter of the flavor and dropping in an "e". P E Z.


Owner Gary Doss, who gave us a personalized history lesson (there was no one else there). His place is at, or toward the top of, various lists of top things to do in Burlingame. His place is well known in PEZ circles. Go to Ebay and find over 27,000 PEZ entries selling PEZ containers, candies, you name it. And collecting PEZ containers doesn't take up much room, like stamp and coin collecting. Gary figures he has at least one of 95% of the PEZ containers ever manufactured. And they just keep making them.


This is the main room of the museum, off the entry room where the entrance fee is collected. As a matter of fact, it is the ONLY room. The back area is blocked off with a folding chair. Peeking back there shows a cornucopia jumble of wondrous bric-a-brac.

       









If these look something like period cigarette ads its because PEZ was a healthy alternative to smoking...but since they are pretty much 100% compressed sugar, the old saying still applies: "There's no free lunch".


This is what separates the collector from the Collector.


Carrie Fisher and Star Wars - immortalized PEZ.


Millionaire "Marvel Universe" author/artist Stan Lee squints through sunglasses to sign a Spidey PEZ container. Too much!


Who can forget "Lost in Space"? Not PEZ.


"Garfield" creator takes a moment from cashing royalty checks to sign the cat.


Every kid lusted after...a Wonder Woman PEZ container. (Gloria Steinem in your ho-hum Playboy bunny suit eat your heart out.)


Every kid at heart fantasizes about becoming the Hulk at will and gobbling PEZ from a green container. Better than Popeye's spinach fetish.


We all remember where we were when we first saw the Seinfeld Tweety Bird PEZ episode.


Norm somehow got his hands on a Yoda PEZ container, part of an unwanted gift for once buying a MacDonald's something or other. He has since thrown it away. Your loss, Ebay.


Collectible PEZ groupings such as this are sure to change in value from what you paid for them. For historical reference, check out the current prices for Jim Beam collectible whiskey bottles...or prices for your closet full of Beanie Babies. However, if you just like all things Elvis, gotta have it.


Somehow the graphics on these two machines could just as well be offering prophylactics.


Somewhere Gary became interested in toys that were subsequently banned after they were released. He has gathered some of them in a display case. Sort of like a mummified monkey's paw, or an alien baby skeleton. Oddities.


This set included a working Geiger counter - unfortunately the four bottles in the upper left corner of the set contained actual radioactive powders. Wow, Billy - snort this!


The scents were great, so great that kids ate crayons. Still, not as good a high as from those marking pens. Or inhaling a nose full of spray paint.


Just fun, fun, fun until.....


Mattel received a rasher of crud from those who complained that bullfighters actually KILL bulls. So Barbie kills helpless kittens and bunnies? Those were the days when Americans were still offended by something.


Seems like from a more innocent time. By cracky!


The "first" of anything is always a must see, if not a must have.


Whew!



 No doubt that "PEZ" collecting didn't just drop off the banana boat.


With one last glance at one man's obsession, we departed for our nearby hotel, nicely situated on the Bay near S.F.'s airport. Even though we could see the airport out across the water from inside our room, we never heard a thing.....but outside?